So wayne knows a guy at the pizza inn, of course, and back when they were having the veterans tournament this past april he donated a lot of coupons for free buffets, which was really nice. wayne has known this guy for a long time now and they are pretty good friends, close enough that if he is there when wayne goes there to eat he usually doesn't charge him. i don't think i have ever officially met him but i have seen him when i eat there with wayne.
So wayne gets a call yesterday from this guy and he tells wayne that he really needs to talk to him. So wayne goes down there and the guy is starting his lunch rush so he pulls wayne aside and is like did you know that youR wife was here a couple of days ago and she tried to use about 10 of those coupons to pay for her and all her friends, but they were expired and when the cashier tried to tell her that they were unable to accept them because they were expired she threw a huge fit and caused a scene right here in front of everyone! Wayne was like what!? he didn't know what to say, and of course told the guy that he must have been mistaken. And the guy got even more upset and told wayne he was not mistaken and that he knew it was me and that that was what happened. So wayne calls me and asked if i had been at the pizza inn lately, which i had not been there for about two months, and the last time i was there was with wayne and the boys!! So wayne calls and tells me what is going on and i am absolutely floored!! number one i would probably be too embaressed to even use a coupon and if they had told me it was expired i know i would have blushed and then immediately started apologizing and given them their money right away and then probably slipped them some extra to not tell anyone that i had even tried!! So after i talked to wayne and assured him it was not me, he went back to tell the guy that he had just spoken to me and that it was definitely not me. That upset the man even more who then told wayne that he was not going to argue with them, he had made up his mind and the conversation was over. So wayne left, not knowing what else to do at the time, but then called the man back and left him a message saying that this was all a big misunderstanding and that they needed to resolve it. So the guy called wayne back and told him that he would be in the store all day and that he could come back and talk with him but that he was absolutely not to bring me with him!!!!
So i have been banned from the pizza inn, and i didn't even do anything!!! how funny is this, so wayne and i tried to figure out who it could have been, and what could be going on. here are some of our theories, let me know what you think, or if you have any of your own theories, i would love to hear them...
1) That i have an evil twin here in Rocky Mount!!
2) That it was wendy, wayne's cousin, because sometimes they come with us to lunch with the girls (which i don't think she would throw a fit either but i don't know of anyone else that could have been mistaken for his wife because his mom and aunt joan are probably out of his age range)
3) That Herb, the guy that owns the TV station that wayne is on, is starting his on version of punked and wayne is their first target!! (i hope so, i would watch that show!!)
4) that the guy is really just mad that wayne comes in there and mooches free buffets off of him all of the time so he needed to come up with a reason to be mad at wayne
TAke a vote or give me your own theory!!!
7 comments:
I'm thinking if he has never met you -- it was just someone else.. but, not Wendy.
Anyhow -- that is insane. We will be in town on the 30th for a wedding. We were literally only there for the weekend and had no free time. You know -- we had other things to talk about! :)
How weird! You've got to have an evil twin out there somewhere! Ha Ha! I know you can't name names on a public blog, but I'm curious who this guy is! I know the owner and it sure doesn't sound like him! A manager maybe? Very strange! Since he won't let you in the door maybe Wayne could show him a picture of you?! Nah! Just an extremely strange situation. Sorry!!
Have you lost any time lately? Seen any really bright lights hovering around the neighborhood? Had any out of body experiences?
You know there are a lot of alien abductions in RM. And they seem to prefer the area around the college versus the old folks homes.
Oh Rachel, just admit that you did it. We all know that you blow up and go crazy when you get mad. At least, I saw you do it in Primary presdidency meetings several times when you didn't get your way. Just go in and apologize and give the guy his money. You really should get that temper under control ...
haha..I like Tayna's theory.
rachel- this is jaime your largest friend. i finally made a blog!! just so i could write on your wall.
i love the pizza hut story- don't lie- it was you. stealing all the food no doubt. you've been banned for life. instead you can be a water girl at a local high school....."WATER..........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"
Oh Rachel, this is the funniest story I've ever heard. If that guy only knew what a straigh arrow you really are! Ha-Ha. . . Ha-Ha. . . This sounds like a story out of my life! You are officially now my neice! Gloom, despair and agony on me - Deep dark depression, excessive agony. It it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. Gloom, despair and agony on me. Tee-Hee! Love ya! Hugs & Kisses!
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